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Post by Mz MeOw on May 30, 2007 10:14:39 GMT 11
Homer and the guys playing poker Moe: Homer do you want any cards, HOMER!! Homer: (choking) (moe slapped homer's back and homer spewed up a poker coin) Homer: just try to eat the so called chips ^ HAHAHAHAHHA
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on May 30, 2007 19:10:14 GMT 11
Homer's brain: something is said, not good, what was it, DON'T YELL AT HOMER, no thats ok, what was it, sssslow, THEY CALLED YOU SLOW Homer: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT Lenny: Homer you're still up, boy you realy are slow Homer's brain: something is said, not good Lenny: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on May 30, 2007 19:33:51 GMT 11
Moe singing
Money gives you one more round drink it down you stupid clown Money gives you one more round and your right on your arse (falls down) oohh my back
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Post by Billian on Jun 5, 2007 20:53:35 GMT 11
Marge: WAIT JUST A COTTON SWABBING MINUTE!
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jun 6, 2007 9:48:02 GMT 11
Bart: WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!!!!!!
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Post by Billian on Jun 7, 2007 10:27:20 GMT 11
(while bowling alcohol filled balls to moes) Bart: "geez homer, you sure do suck tonight" Homer: "Suck like a fox!" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ later on in the same episode Policeman: your out there somewhere beer baron, and im going to find you. Homer: no you wont policeman: yes i will homer: wont
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jun 7, 2007 22:08:57 GMT 11
Homer's at the vet about his cannonball gut
Vet: No more cannonballs, no spicy food, and while your lying down having a beer, for god sake rest it on your head or your genitals
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jun 9, 2007 11:53:00 GMT 11
Bart: Dad you can't wear that, thats a rastafarian hat Homer: pfft, i been to safari since you are born
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jul 5, 2007 20:40:58 GMT 11
Bart: Dad, when did you record an album Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember son it was only 8 years ago Bart: Dad, thanks to television i couldn't remember what happened 8 minutes ago Family: (laughing) Bart: No really i can't its a serious problem Family: (laughing till bart join in) Bart: What are we all laughing about
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Aug 20, 2007 23:40:35 GMT 11
Bart: What a day hey Milhouse, the sun is out, bird's are singing, bee's are trying to have sex with them
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Post by OzZiE on Aug 23, 2007 19:21:14 GMT 11
from the movie
homer:spiderpig spider pig does what ever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web no he can't his a pig. Look out here comes the spiderpig
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Sept 3, 2007 8:31:51 GMT 11
Homer: oooohhh i'm 12 years old its a lovely day in the old water hole, AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH AAAAGGGHH
classic
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Post by billythekid on Sept 3, 2007 13:54:36 GMT 11
Leonard Nimoy: [appraising the monorail] I'd say this vessel could do at least warp 5. Mayor Quimby: Yes, and may I say, "May the Force be with you." Leonard Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Aren't you one of the Little Rascals?
Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist? Marge: It's NOT Batman.
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Sept 5, 2007 23:33:00 GMT 11
Cheif Wiggum:I got pictures of you Quimby Mayor Quimby: Thats not true it could be anyone's arse
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Post by OzZiE on Sept 10, 2007 15:08:27 GMT 11
homer:so i said to myself i need to get outa these wet cloths and into a dry martini
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