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Post by billythekid on Sept 6, 2006 20:21:35 GMT 11
Homer - "I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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Post by billythekid on Sept 6, 2006 20:31:21 GMT 11
Homer - "No, I can't. This is my cause. I'm like the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
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Post by rocken on Sept 6, 2006 22:47:09 GMT 11
"dont worry boy. ill buy you another elephant"
"ill take that one too."
"sold."
"alright ill be back in the morning to pick up stampey"
"alright here are the keys"
"elephants dont have keys..."
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 6, 2006 23:32:50 GMT 11
Moe - "Hi, I'm Moe, or as the ladies used to call me: 'Hey you behind the bushes'."
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Post by billythekid on Sept 7, 2006 14:47:43 GMT 11
hahahahahahahahahaha - hey you behind the bushes... fucking funny stuff!!!!
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saraaahhh
Junior Fan
struggling!!!
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Post by saraaahhh on Sept 7, 2006 17:01:46 GMT 11
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 7, 2006 22:33:39 GMT 11
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Post by Billian on Sept 8, 2006 18:20:43 GMT 11
Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 8, 2006 20:42:04 GMT 11
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Post by Billian on Sept 8, 2006 21:22:56 GMT 11
Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
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Post by rocken on Sept 9, 2006 14:26:42 GMT 11
lenny: ahhhh take it out take it out! put it in put it in!! wow that was close. wana go bowling? carl: maybe you should see a doctor about that lenny: maybe you should shutup!
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 9, 2006 17:22:03 GMT 11
McBain doing stand up comedy: "Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."
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Post by Billian on Sept 9, 2006 19:01:55 GMT 11
Ralph- "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum- "Just relax and it'll come, son."
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 11, 2006 18:36:48 GMT 11
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Post by cheekyone on Sept 12, 2006 17:44:53 GMT 11
"some party homer" "shut up net face" "Hey..your in the net too" " i sed shut up net face"
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