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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 14, 2006 19:40:36 GMT 11
Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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Post by Mz MeOw on Oct 9, 2006 11:38:25 GMT 11
I'm normally not a praying man.. but if you're up there.. please save me superman!
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Post by OzZiE on Oct 15, 2006 17:02:44 GMT 11
relph-my cats breath smells like cat food
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Post by Billian on Oct 15, 2006 17:25:32 GMT 11
Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 5, 2007 0:31:31 GMT 11
Electric Car Saleslady: Are you gonna say goodbye to gas?? Bart: yeah (burp) Marge: BART!! (fart) well that shut me up
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Post by Need_a_holiday... on Mar 5, 2007 13:28:14 GMT 11
Homer: (phone rings) "hello... you'll have to speak up im wearing a towel!"
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Post by Need_a_holiday... on Mar 5, 2007 13:28:57 GMT 11
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
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Post by Need_a_holiday... on Mar 5, 2007 13:29:23 GMT 11
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
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Post by Need_a_holiday... on Mar 5, 2007 13:30:15 GMT 11
Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 5, 2007 13:56:01 GMT 11
Homer: "Guess how many boobs i saw today, 15"
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 5, 2007 14:00:07 GMT 11
Homer: Remember when i got cought stealing watches from Sears Marge: uh huh Homer: Well thats nothing because you have a gambling problem. And remember I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed as Santa Clause Marge: uh huh Homer: WELL YOU HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!!!!!!!
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 5, 2007 14:02:50 GMT 11
Ralph: I bent my wookie
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 5, 2007 14:04:33 GMT 11
Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
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Post by Need_a_holiday... on Mar 5, 2007 16:07:32 GMT 11
hahaha, i cant stop laughing. i love it, super nintendo chalmers hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by OzZiE on Mar 19, 2007 14:02:27 GMT 11
homer:u put the beer in the coconut and u throw the can away ned:homer homer:u throw the can away ned: homer homer:u throw the coconut away ned:god... bless him
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