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Post by laingy69 on Mar 30, 2007 18:57:26 GMT 11
Homer: Marge Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
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Post by laingy69 on Mar 30, 2007 19:00:56 GMT 11
Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Mar 30, 2007 20:51:25 GMT 11
Homer: Feeling stupid?, i know i am
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Post by ~~tamz~~ on Apr 2, 2007 17:15:08 GMT 11
[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh.
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 2, 2007 20:13:01 GMT 11
Homer: Oh and how is "education" supposed to make me smarter, besides everytime i learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain
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Post by OzZiE on Apr 10, 2007 12:47:42 GMT 11
homer: a womans alot a frige there 6 ft tall and wiegh 300 pounds homer: no wait a woman is alot like a beer there smoth a cool and u'll step over ur own mother to get 1. but u can't stop there u want anther woman. homer:so i said to this guy oh yer well u make me sick.zzzzzzzzz
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Post by OzZiE on Apr 10, 2007 12:51:07 GMT 11
moe:barny don't still any beer while i'm gone. barny: what type of low life drunk do u take me for. barny: hey some1 spelt beer in this ashtray.
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Post by Billian on Apr 10, 2007 13:54:58 GMT 11
call 1300-DOCTORB. the B is for Bargain!
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 10, 2007 22:48:28 GMT 11
Dr Nick visited to the Kwik E Mart to see Jasper in the freezer
Dr Nick: Hi frozen body
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Post by OzZiE on Apr 11, 2007 13:31:34 GMT 11
bart: i would give anything to go that show homer: i would sell my first bourn child bart: hey homer: you'll do as your told
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 11, 2007 19:26:00 GMT 11
Mr Burns: ddzz, dogs are idiots, smithers what would you feel if i jump on you and sniff at your crotch Smithers: hhmm would you do it sir?
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 12, 2007 22:39:00 GMT 11
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Post by OzZiE on Apr 13, 2007 14:57:36 GMT 11
bart: i'm gona miss the whole summer homer: when u get a job like me u'll miss ever summer
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 13, 2007 20:28:16 GMT 11
Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Apr 13, 2007 20:41:34 GMT 11
Homer: well you can't go wrong without cocktail weinies. they come with this red sauce, it looks like ketchup, it taste like ketchup, but brother it ain't ketchup
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