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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jul 28, 2007 12:47:01 GMT 11
put a joke in there, any joke, any time, thats fine
Two Yanks are arguing to each other on which beer is the best Budwieser or Millers. After a year long arguement, they say that they had enough and take their beers to the local lab for a test on which one is better. They pour their beers into a beaker for each person, labeled them "Bud" and "Mill", gave it to the professer and left the building and wait for the results for next week. Next came and two blokes came to the professer while he's holding a peice of paper and said "Well i got the result here and and i have to say that Bud and Mill these two Clydesdale horses are too old for work"
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Post by the swanton bomb on Jul 29, 2007 17:33:32 GMT 11
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both made of plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Jul 30, 2007 9:44:46 GMT 11
why did the blonde wore a trenchcoat, a parka and a ski jacket while painting her bedroom because the paint can says "for the best results add an extra coat"
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Post by jess on Sept 10, 2007 18:22:35 GMT 11
What has an asshole half way up its back? A police horse. What's red and hangs from trees? A monkeys miscarriage. What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the arse. What was the note written on the closed brothel door? "We're closed. Beat it". Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off. You want jokes? I'LL GIVE YA JOKES!!
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Post by Billian on Sept 10, 2007 18:26:39 GMT 11
What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the arse. absolutely great. i love it. i hope you dont mind, but i have now stolen that and put it in my own joke inventory
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Post by jess on Sept 10, 2007 20:17:35 GMT 11
Thats ok man, Id only be pissed if I made it up, which i didnt
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Post by jess on Sept 11, 2007 13:52:40 GMT 11
Two married pals are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says "I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after a night out I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off my engine and coast into the garage. I take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, undress in the bathroom, ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His mate looks at him and say "Well you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech up the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the cupboard, rub my cold hands on my wifes warm ass and say "How about it, baby?"...and she's always sound asleep".
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Post by Billian on Sept 11, 2007 16:36:43 GMT 11
whats the difference between acne and michael jackson?
acne waits til your 13 to come on your face
love jack
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Sept 12, 2007 8:52:44 GMT 11
where's my rape victim joke??? ahh bugger it nobody likes it anyway
Q. How do you make a nazi cross? A. punch him in the guts
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Post by Nicko on Sept 12, 2007 17:59:57 GMT 11
Is there such a thing? I don't think so...
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Post by Billian on Sept 13, 2007 0:19:17 GMT 11
i agree. it was just plain wrong. lets stick to making fun of blonde people, the way its supposed to be
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Sept 13, 2007 8:51:41 GMT 11
ok jill lets do this
Why did the blonde jumped off a cliff Because libra has wings
Whats a brunette's pick up line Is that blonde hassling you
How do you confuse a blonde Give her a bag of M&M's tell her to sort them in alphabetical order
How a blonde like her eggs fertilised
How do blonde's brain cell die Alone
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Sept 21, 2007 8:55:20 GMT 11
Two guys walked into a bar, one of the guys is called donkey for some reason, his mate said "what would you like donkey" Donkey said "a po, a p, a pot of, a pot of v, a pot of Vb, a pot of VB" "ok two pots of VB thanks mate, here you go donkey, where to sit donkey" said his mate. So they sat down, had their beers and then its donkey's shout "Your shout donkey" he yelled, so donkey walked to the bar and he said "two p, two pot, two pots o, two pots of v, two pots of Vb, two two pots of VB" The barman poured the beers down while donkey's mate off to the loo. The barman said to donkey "you know that was fucking disgracefull about the way he treats you like that" Donkey said "w,w,wa,why?" Barman said "You keeps calling you donkey" Donkey said " HEE AW, HEE AW, HEE AW, He allways call me donkey"
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Post by OzZiE on Oct 2, 2007 22:27:08 GMT 11
whats the do the uss eneterprize and a peace of toilet papper have income. they both fly around urainus looking for klingons
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Post by ]KezmaN[ OX--# on Nov 10, 2007 0:30:11 GMT 11
a scientist and an engineer walked in to the pub, the publican gave these to guys a challange to test their wits. on this table 4 metres to the left was a slab of beer, one person to take a step then half a step as the last step the half a step as the other one and so on and so on, to get the beer. The scientist refuses to do it because it's scientifically impossible to reach the beer by taking steps and half each step, no one will ever get there. But the engineer wants to have a go on it. The engineer jumped 2 metres, streched 1 metre, walked half a metre, strolled quater a metre, bent over and reached his hands for the slab and grabbed it and said "near enough's good enough"
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