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Post by soreballs on Sept 7, 2006 21:11:39 GMT 11
" well i think the air conditioner is abit broken and its gettin a little warm! well why dont you let the kid fix it for ya! mister, mister, get this offa me, mister!!! hang on il be right down! ah, you know that mister, mister lady, i think i just killed her!!
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Post by soreballs on Sept 7, 2006 21:18:38 GMT 11
" hey public relations lady, hav u seen shooter mcgavin around? no why? oh i just need to beat the living piss out of him!! let me guess, the old 9th green at 9 trick hah??!! it would be so wouldnt it. ur rite he does deserve a beating, but you see if you beat up shooter mcgavin, ur actually creating more work 4 me! oh well i wouldnt want 2 do that! dont worry about shooter, hes just threatened by you, he scared you mite steal some of his thunder! oh thats nice 4 u 2 say!! AY MY GIRLFRIENDS DEAD YOU KNOW, SHE FELL OFF A CLIFF AND DIED ON IMPACT!!!!
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 7, 2006 22:32:22 GMT 11
Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
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Post by rocken on Sept 8, 2006 0:52:19 GMT 11
"you see that kid there just took my cake. so i felt it necessary to bash him repeatedly n the head with a hammer. buuut i was always quick to apologize."
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Post by rocken on Sept 8, 2006 0:53:11 GMT 11
"he got a few lucky punches in, but i still feel i won the fight"
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Post by soreballs on Sept 8, 2006 16:54:11 GMT 11
" Barry Potter, its great to have u on the tour happy. i feel alot of solid energy out of ya, great, great!! great man. is it always like this with the people and cameras and stuff. oh yeah, alot of pressure, youve got to rise above it, youve got to harness in the good energy and block out the bad!! harness, energy, block, bad, its circular!! feel the flow happy, feel it. think of the carousel, u pay a quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down and around, circular, circle, with the music, with the flow, all good things!! yeah well, hey thats great, thanks alot, nice to meet you man!! PYSCHO!!!!
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Post by soreballs on Sept 8, 2006 16:59:51 GMT 11
" happy, the ball itself has its own energy, a life force if you will. its natural environment is in the hole. so why dont you send him home?!!! his bags are packed, his got his aeroplane tickets!! bring him to the airport, send him home!! send him home, just send him home. time to go home their ball!! .... son of a b#@$h ball, why dont you just go home!! thats ur home, are u to good for ur home?!! answer me!! suck my white as ball!!!"
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Post by rocken on Sept 8, 2006 18:25:34 GMT 11
"just go to a happy place..."
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 8, 2006 20:40:52 GMT 11
Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
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Post by rocken on Sept 9, 2006 0:55:16 GMT 11
"dont worry grandma your gona love it here. nice grass, nice people. hey i hope you didnt forget your bathing suit!"
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Post by pissedfab on Sept 9, 2006 14:21:12 GMT 11
"no no no. you play the ball as it lies. isnt that right doug? no, i had to hit that ball off frankenstines fat foot!"
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Post by rocken on Sept 9, 2006 14:22:33 GMT 11
"i was a really good shot with the nail gun. but then one day my boss mr larsson, kinda got in the way..."
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 9, 2006 17:18:01 GMT 11
What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
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Post by rocken on Sept 9, 2006 19:36:04 GMT 11
"Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so."
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Post by rocken on Sept 9, 2006 19:41:17 GMT 11
"Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?"
"And a slant to the left"
"Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on"
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