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Post by rocken on Sept 3, 2006 23:05:18 GMT 11
seeming as though there was a thread involving simpsons quotes, i felt it necessary to start one for one of the greatest movies of all time, happy gilmore! so lets all share the love for this ace film!
"hey shooter thats two shots and you aint even on the green!"
"oh good for you, you can count"
"and you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot!"
ahhhh classic. my personal rating 11/10 for this one!
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Post by Mz MeOw on Sept 4, 2006 21:59:06 GMT 11
HAHAHA! I love this movie! Now ive put myself on the spot i cant think of the lines Patience.... Patience *points to hair colour*
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Post by rocken on Sept 4, 2006 23:18:53 GMT 11
haha let me help ya "you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep. look at the name badge, youre in my world now grandma!"
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 5, 2006 1:06:55 GMT 11
I always liked this quote: "During high school I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody." By the way mark and rob thanx 2 u guys i now have happy gilmore quotes permanently stuck in my head.
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Post by soreballs on Sept 5, 2006 9:17:05 GMT 11
HAPPY GILMORE!!! this is undoubtedly my most favourite movie and it wil neva be beaten in my book!! this is my happy gilmore favourite quote of the day: "I've trained to be a hockey player my whole life. Golf is no different to hockey, it requires talent and self discipline! Golf requires goofy pants and a fat arse, you should speak to my neighbour the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge arse!!!
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Post by rocken on Sept 5, 2006 20:31:25 GMT 11
hey if i saw myself in clothes like those i would have to kick my own ass!
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Post by stephanie on Sept 5, 2006 22:22:35 GMT 11
" i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
" you eat shit for breakfast?" hahahah my favorite
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Post by soreballs on Sept 6, 2006 11:41:20 GMT 11
"Laferty daniels and gilmore happy! where you goin with those clubs punk??!! mr gilmore im your caddy! oh im sorry no no let me carry them their my grandfathers!! well what should i do then? i dont know, why dont you just watch me and make sure i dont do anything stupid! mr gilmore, mr lafferty will be teeing off now. ok good luck buddy! get out of the way! WHERE WERE YOU ON THAT ONE DIP SHIT? !!!!"
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 6, 2006 13:01:15 GMT 11
I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.
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Post by soreballs on Sept 6, 2006 13:12:40 GMT 11
" alrite now, if you make this one in 4 or less shots, you win the tournament. 4 shots. just think of it this way, the team pull out the goalie, the goal is wide open and all you need to do is tap it in!! i can do that!!! ....... dont worry about it, ur stil in good shape. all u got to do is tap it in, just tap it in now. hey, just tap it in!!! just tap it in, just tap it in, give it a litle tappy, tap tap taparoo!!!! grandma, grandma, grandma!! ... yeah, alrite!!! he is goin to be on the tour thats super!!
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Post by rocken on Sept 6, 2006 18:27:39 GMT 11
"hey my girlfiends dead you know? she fell off a cliff and died on impact.."
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Post by soreballs on Sept 6, 2006 21:49:21 GMT 11
" why do you do that 2 me hah?, why do u make me act like that in front of everybody?!! Mr.gilmore!! ur door is just to the right dear! hows my grandma? oh super we r just enjoying some arts and crafts time right now, ur grandma is quite a quilter! wow thats a tremendous looking trophy!!! "
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Post by rocken on Sept 6, 2006 22:40:51 GMT 11
"i beg to differ. happy gilmore accomplished that, no more than an hr ago."
"well moron, good for happy gilmoooo my god!"
"hey shooter didnt you forget your 9 iron!"
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Post by lycanthrope on Sept 6, 2006 23:35:44 GMT 11
You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time on the sand than David Hasselhoff.
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Post by pissedfab on Sept 7, 2006 20:38:02 GMT 11
"The price is wrong bitch"
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